Get ready to conquer the art of procrastination with style! These sassy, laugh-out-loud notepads are here to capture every single thing you’re absolutely, definitely not going to do. Perfect for jotting down those daily “to-don’t” lists, these pads will make even the busiest day feel like a breeze…or maybe just a very well-documented sigh.

Notepad Details:

• Dimensions: 3.67” W x 8.5” H – tall enough for all your non-plans.
• 50 sheets per pad – for all the tasks you plan on "forgetting."
• Two hilariously relatable options to choose from:
  • “There’s just not enough hours in the day for all the stuff I’m not going to do.”
  • “I’m never sure if I actually have free time, or if I just keep forgetting sh*t.”
• Lightweight, tear-off sheets for the ultimate lazy-day vibes.

• $5 flat-rate US shipping or FREE on orders over $100!
• Orders are processed and shipped out within 24-72 hours.
• FREE local pickup is available in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin (Choose option at checkout.)

• Returns must be requested and postmarked to us within 14 days from your date of purchase.
• Your item/s to be returned must be in new condition (tags still attached, no odor, pet hair, or other user damage/wear/tear)
• Returns are eligible for store credit only.
• Items that are final sale and cannot be returned: accessories and other non-clothing items, intimates, leggings, sale/clearance items.
• Shipping charges (original and return) are the customer’s responsibility.